by Rachael Farris

summary: my first fic!! please r&r!

Disclaimer: I do not own Sm or Dbz so PLEASE don't sue!

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*Screen goes to a cooking set! Audience claps loudly*

Rachan:"hello everyone and welcome to----"

Vegeta:"Weak WOMAN!!! Women should be cooking while MEN should do the hosting!"

Rachan:"MEANIE!!!"

Vegeta:"Poopy head!"

Rachan:"BUTT FACE!!!!!!!!"

Vegeta:"WWWWAAHHHHHHHHH! MOMMY!!!" *runs off*

Rachan:"Alright, so I said this was a SM and Dbz crossover so LET THE

CROSSOVER BEGIN!!!" *leaves*

Serena: *Appears out of thin air* "hi!!!"

*Trunks (young one) and Goten appear*

Serena:"WWWWAAAHHHHH!! I WANTED CUTE GUYS!!!"

Trunks:"EWWWWWW!!!! GIRLLLLLLSSSS!!!!!"

Goten:"COOTIES!!!!"

Rachan:"Gr......GET ON WITH THW SHOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Goten,Serena, and Trunks:"Yes Miss Rachan"

Serena:"Today's dish will be...*reads card upside down* um........."

Rachan:"BAKA!!!!!" *Turns the card right side up*

Serena:"Oh yes! b...b....bread?"

Rachan:"goooooooood!"

*Trunks and Goten chase each other around*

Trunks:"You're it!!"

Goten:"NO!! You're it!!!" *turns into ssj mode*

Trunks: *turns into ssj mode too*

Rachan:"BOYS! NO SUPER SAIYANS UNTIL AFTER THE SHOW!!!!!"

Trunks and Goten:"yes Miss Rachan"

Serena:"The recipe say one packet of....LIVE YEAST??!?!"

Rachan:"yes."

Serena:"GRRRROOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!"

Rachan:"JUST PUT IT IN!!!"

*Serena mixes all of the ingredients*

Goten:"EEEEWWW!!! Looks grroooossssssss"

Trunks: *smiles and throws it at Serena's hair*

Serena:"AAGH!!! YOU LITTLE PUNK! GET IT OUT!"

Rachan: -.-*! Oh well....i guess this ends my cross over. bye bye!

Trunks:"AAAGH!!!!!!!!!!"

Goten:"CRAZY LADY!!!!! WITH MEATBALL HAIR!!!"